in case you didn’t know

FACT: If a child drinks three containers of chocolate milk at lunch, there shall be vomit.

FACT: All gaseous type expulsions cease to be funny after midnight on the fifth day of travel.

FACT: Morning people are weirdos that should be locked up for life.

FACT: Wal-mart is a breeding ground for animalistic behavior.

FACT: Patience is a virtue that takes a hike during long lunch lines in the noonday heat.

FACT: Teachers have an innate ability to invoke fear in the young. Or not.

FACT: The nursing profession is highly underrated.

FACT: But this job rocks.

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